Free SMS Messages: Love, Funny, Cool, Romantic SMS

Nobody is right till somebody is wrong…
Nobody is weak till somebody is strong…
Nobody is lucky till love comes along…
Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone.
Missing U!

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”

A friend is someone
who understands your past,
believes in your future,
and accepts you just the way you are.

God’s blessings come as a surprise
but
how much you receive
depends on
how much your heart believes !

Kitne Nazuk Mizaj Hain Wo Kuch Na Puchiye
Neend Nahi Aati Unhaien Dharkan k Shor Say

A word to say, a word to hear
Even in Ur absence I feel U near
Our relation is strong..hope it goes long
we will remain the same till the life goes on!

If You Limit Your
Choices Only to Wh8
Seems Possible Or
Reasonable,
You Disconnect
Yourself From Wh8 You
Truly Want And All That
Is Left A
Compromise

Every Life In This World
Is Painted By GOD.
I am Thankful To Him
Because When He
Painted My Life
Including
One
Beautiful Colour
Like U…..
As My Friend.

Birthdays are 4 fun
Enjoy a sticky bun
I’m glad u r my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.

“You have no idea how good
it feels to wake up every
morning knowing you are
mine and i am yours”
Have a great day ahead

A beautiful thought!!
The person who can explain the meaning
of color to a blind can explain
anything & everything in life!

To help you make decisions about the information you provide anywhere on this site, this notice has been provided to outline our practices. You should know that we respect your privacy, and that I will never sell your information to anyone. Also, we hate spam as much as you do, so you will only ever get email from us that you have asked for and we have personally approved for distribution to the list.

We use secure hosting accounts and other security measures to protect our database and any information provided.

Any e-mail you receive from this site will contain the option to unsubscribe at the end of the e-mail. You can unsubscribe at any time.

If and when we offer products on this site, when you order a product, the information you provide will only be provided to outside parties if it is necessary to complete and deliver the order. Your information will never be shared or disclosed to other parties for any other reason.

Non-identifying information may be used to improve the site or shared with advertisers. For instance, information that is collected regarding traffic to the site or specific pages may be shared, but this will never include any identifying information.

Tracking
We don’t directly track your presence on this website. Your IP address is logged and we look at the server logs on occasion, but this is in an aggregate fashion for the purpose of determining why people come to visit us. What we are most interested in specifically are two things: The websites that link to us and send traffic here, and what keywords people use to find us via search engines such as Google, Yahoo, and MSN.

Cookies

We don’t directly set cookies, but we do run a number of scripts from providers such as Google, Kontera ads and Chitika to serve ads on our site. Some of these set web browser cookies to serve ads on your site. Google in particular quietly collects a tremendous amount of data on your browsing habits, and we participate in that data collection. In order to provide to provide advertisement about goods and services of interest to you, Google, as a third party vendor, uses DART cookie. At any time, you may opt out of DART cookie by visiting Google ad and content network privacy policy.

“Cookies” are data sent to your web browser from a web server (such as Google) that can uniquely identify your computer and store information about user preferences. Most web browsers will accept cookies by default, but they can be set to reject cookies, either from all websites or from specific sites. You can also manually delete cookies from your web browser. These options are generally set through a “Privacy” setting in your browser setup".

Life is at its weakest
When
There’s more
Doubt than trust
But
Life is at its strongest
When you learn
How to trust
In spite of
The doubts …

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’

The best feeling in the world is
when yOu think that ur friend forgot you
&
suddenly
yOu receive a msg from ur friend saying
“Hey I am Missing yOu “

To walk is easy but 2 walk alone is tough,
being missed by someone is nice
but missing someone is painful,
being loved is secure but to love is insecure

In soft gleaming of stars….
may all ur dreams come true,
may evry star of every night bring love and joy to you
Happy Birthday …….

To live a life i need heartbeat,
2 have heartbeat i need a heart,
2 have heart i need happiness,
to have happiness i need a friend,
and 4 a friend i need U ALWAYS

They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes
and that one minute equals 60 seconds,
but they never told me that one second
without you can last for ever!

Loss leaves us empty
But
Learn not 2 close ur
Heart & Mind in grief
Allow life to replenish U.
When sorrow comes it seems
Impossible
But
New joys wait 2 fill d void…

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Don’t love a friend like a flower,
Because a flower dies in season.
Love them like a river,
Because a river flows forever.

*%*%
*%*%*%*
)(
6 flowers 4 u

My friendship is nothing but a round,
Wandering why?
Because it has no end

Once upon a time
love and friendship
were walking in village.
Love fall in dug because love is blind.
friend ship also fall because
friend ship can do every thing for love

Hey,u r 1 year older now,
1 year smarter now,
1 year bigger now,
and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes.
happy birthday

ye keh kr mere dushman muje hansta chor gai
k tere apne hi kafi ha tuje rulane k liye

A B C D E F G H I J
K L M N O P Q R S
T V W X Y Z
oops! i miss “U”

6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

This is a friendship bridge
when you are sad and lonely
just cross this bridge
on the other side of this bridge
always and all the tie I am waiting for you.

What L O V E stands for?
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life….

A special LUNCH 4 u,
In de hotel of my Heart,
A boul of love,
A spoon of care,
In the pot of Happiness,
Dish is friendship,
Pay the bill
by
MISSING
Me….

Friendship and Love are medicine
for any kind of pain
but
be sure that there is no medicine
in the world
for pain given by Love and Friendship.

To love without condition,
To talk without intention,
To give without reason,
to care without expectation,
.
.
.
is the heart of true relation

Every new day
Is a new chapter of life
Bringing new topics
New moments 4 life
I wish 2day all the good
Moments approach
Why to make your day joyful

In A Cool-Cool Morning
A Hot
Coffee
For
U
There Is No Cup & Coffee…
Your
Cell
Is
Cup
&
My
SMS
Is
COFFEE..
.
Wish U A COOL Morning.

“Gift” of “SALAM”
wrapped with “AFFECTION”
tied with “CARE”
&
sealed with “DUA”
2
keep u safe & happy today & always.

Whenever I miss you stars falls down

from the sky,so any day,
if you find the sky empty

don’t blame me!It’s your fault

Girls are like phones.
We like to be held
and talked too-
but if u press the
wrong button
u’ll be disconnected!

True freedom is in inner thing
Its a state of mind
Its a deliberate exercise of choice
Thus
If v think
V are bound by external force,
V are deceiving ourselves

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

Friendship is a Golden Chain
Between 2 Hearts.
Sharing 8 Feelings.
+Love
+Sad
+Happy
+Truth
+Faith
+Secret
+Help
+Feelings…
=Friendship

LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day…
may GOD’S loving u hands be upon u today
to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY.

R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
(((I MISS YOU)))

Guard Well Ur Spare Moments,
They r Like Uncut Diamonds.
Discard Them & Their
Value Will Never b Known
Improve Them & They
Will Become d Brightest
Gems In A Useful Life

U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Hearts beat 72 times a min,
Even if ur heart beats only once a min,
U’ll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats 4u..
Good Morning & Have a good day.

My blood is not costly,
It is very cheap. But,
My heart is very very costly,
Bcoz, it is full of
.
.
.
.
“YOUUUU”

A love letter from biscuit maker:
Dear marie, today is good day,
u r anmol for me…
but u have crack jacked my heart,
bcoz i have a little heart,
now i m in 50/50 position…

To make our way,
We must have firm
Resolve, Persistence, Tenacity.
We must gear ourselves to
Work hard all the way.
We can never let up

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE

Moon said to me,
if ur friend is not messaging u
why dont you leave ur friend.
I looked at moon and said
does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

One of the joys in life
is waking up each day
with thoughts that somewhere,
Someone cares enough to
send a warm morning greeting!
Good morning and enjoy the day!

Worrying Doesn’t Reduce Yesterdays Sorrows,
But It Empties Todays Strength”.
So DONT WORRY,
BE HAPPY & Make Others Happy.

Earth may stop rotating
Birds may stop flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But i will never stop
Missing you my friend.

Always think positive
Expect less
Be happy
Never stop untill goal is achieved
Definitely all the years ahead you will spend happily !!

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

A friend gives hope when life is low,
a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,
a friend is honest, a friend is true.
A friend is precious a friend is u.

You are so special to me,
you’re my joy, my love, and my life.
Living without you will tear me apart
cause you make my life worth living

Morning is silent,
morning is calm,
morning is beautifil,
but morning is not complete
without wishing u good and wonderful day.

It’s hard to say hello because it might be goodbye.
It’s hard to say I’m okay because sometimes I’m not.
But it’s easy to say I miss you coz I know that I really do.

Bhej ker SMS dilse yaad kia hay,
Phir na kehna k maina bhula dia hay,
Ab na koi bahana tumhara hoga,
Dekh ker SMS hamara apko muskurana hoga

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
.
.
.
.
.
They have girl friends

The Most Determinative & Motivating
Sentence Which should Always
Be Followed In Life.
The RACE Is NOT OVER
Because I Haven’t WON Yet

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

FRIENDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.
Deep like OCEAN.
High like SKY.
Strong like IRON.
Kind like MOTHER.
& cute like ME.

The child was born,
parents were blessed
and
i am so lucky to have u
as my friend.
Happy Birthday to you

Bara maza ho jo mehsher meim hum karen shikwa
Woh minnaton sey kahen chup raho Khuda key liye.

A night hug warms the heart,
A night kiss brightens the day,
and
A good morning to start your day!

A - U’r Attractive
B - U’r D Best
C - U’r Cute
D - U’r Dear 2 me
E - U’r Excellent
F - U’r Funny
G - U’r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I’m
J - Just
K - Kidding

When I pray I dont see God, but I know he listens
As such, When I SMS U I dont see you,
but I know you think of me and Smiles.

Send me SMS on these time

Morning
6am To 12pm

Noon
12pm To 4pm

Evening
4pm To 8pm

Night
8pm To 6am

You can’t tap your back for a job well done.
You can’t hug yourself for comfort.
You can’t cry on your shoulders when tears fall.
That’s why you have GOD in your life,
to let Him do whatever you can’t.

In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy…
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile…
Birds sings to make me smile….
But my dear,
They dont know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face…

Night has ended for another day,
morning has come in a special way.
May you smile like the sunny rays
and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
Good Morning

Government of Pakistan has
introduced a new rule…
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide???

I wish an angel of
Mercy always sits
Next to you
&
Covers you with gentle
Wings
So that,
You walk wrapped in
Allah’s grace,
Protected & peaceful forever

Bhej ker SMS dilse yaad kia hay,
Phir na kehna k maina bhula dia hay,
Ab na koi bahana tumhara hoga,
Dekh ker SMS hamara apko muskurana hoga

A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

One day Friendship & Love met one-another.
Love asked Friendship -
“Why do You exist if I’m there?”
So Friendship said -
“To give a Smile to those eyes in which You leave Tears.”

Wish you a very happy birthday
May life lead you 2 great happiness
success and hope dat
all your wishes comes true!
enjoy your day.

These r a few wonderful pairs in dis world,
Heart n beats, Night n moon,
Fish n water, Flowers n colours,
My msgs n ur smiles.
Good Morning

I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
this comes with many loving
thoughts & warm wishes
i send 2 u, may ur day be filled
with laughter, on this special day
may the finest things in life
always come ur way happy birthday

Morning greetings
doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning,
it has a silent message saying:
I remember you when I wake up!
Have a nice day!

A mobile is like women -
Talks non-stop,
costs a fortune,
disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently
they have no service.

A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z

Koi sa bhi 1 alphabet choose karo,
to pata chale ga k sub se pehle
ap ko apne life partner say kia mile ga

When I pray I dont see God, but I know he listens
As such, When I SMS U I dont see you,
but I know you think of me and Smiles.

Kind Words Dont Cause Much
They Never Blister The
Tongue Or Lips
They Make Other People
Good-Natures They
Also Produce Their
Own Image On Men’s
Soul & A Beautiful 1

In 3 ways u can break d mirror

1.throw stone at d mirror

2. throw de mirror on d floor.

Friendship and Love are medicine
for any kind of pain
but
be sure that there is no medicine
in the world
for pain given by Love and Friendship.

Fresh air… fresh idea…
fresh talent… fresh energy…
i wish u to have a…
special sunday..
marvellous monday…
tasty tuesday…
wonderful wednesday…
thankful thursday…
friendly friday…
successful saturday…
*have a great week ahead*
and
HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU

G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams cum true
R-rise$shine
N-new frnds
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-GOODDAY 4 U!

I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too

The
Purpose
Of a
Relationship
Is
Not
To
Have
Someone
Who
Might
Complete
You,
But
To
Have
The One …
With
Whom
You
Can
Share
Your
Completeness …

On your birthday,
I would like to give you
some words of wisdom
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Smile while you still have teeth.

Many many happy returns of the day

Morning time a cup of hot hello,
A plate of crispy wishes,
A spoon of sweet smiles &
A slice of great success specially for u…
Enjoy the day!!!!!!!!
“Good Morning

U waited
9 months
2 c d world
1yr 2 walk
2yrs 2 talk
5yrs 2 start studying
BUT i really waited too many years
2 find a sweet friend like U !!

My love for you is like water,
Falling countless…
The beating of my heart,
For you is so heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is so
Precious and endless.

Let the God decorate each
golden ray of the sun reaching u
with wishes of success,
happiness and prosperity 4 u,
wish you a super duper happy birthday.

Never Blame A Day In Your Life.
Good Days Give You Happiness.
Bad Days Give You Experience.
Both Are Essential In Life.
All Are Gods’ Blessings..
Good Morning

Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

I would write on all the bricks
“I miss you”
and hope that 1 falls on your head
So you know how it hurts
to miss someone special like you.

The most humble statement..
i m nothing withou GOD
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
& the most powerful statement….
wid GOD i can do everything

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
.
.
.
! U 2

Friendship is a network that needs:
no recharge!
no roaming!
no validity!
no activation!
no signal problems!
just don’t switch off your Heart.

Its a dedicated ceremony,
an aniversary, but not wedding.
The easy way to tell is
its birthday.
Have a smile in all the way
& have a lovely birthday.

The breeze has awakened the earth,
The sun gave brightness to the earth,
Birds gave melodious music to the earth,
Then its the time to wish my sweet friend
Good Morning

My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left
ICU
Or
U C Me.

Good Morning
i mean Good Evening
i mean Good Night hmmm..
i think..time is not important
i Just want 2 Say that i miss you.

“If u r on right path
&
u r not facing difficulties,
then think for a while
u may be on wrong path.
Because right path contains difficulties”,
Hazrat Ali.

If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message.

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

LOVE: increase ur heart value
SMILE: increase ur face value
PLEASURE: increase ur mind value
FRIENDSHIP: increase ur life value…!
u r good friend…

Before the clock strikes 12,
let me take the opportunity,
to let you know that you,
have grown a year more…
Happy birthday

In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy…
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile…
Birds sings to make me smile….
But my dear,
They dont know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face…

U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Don’t search, just see your shadow
i will be there Trust Me!!

Whenever you see
a successful person
you see the
public glories,
never see
the private sacrifices
to reach them …

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega

Sacrifice is greater than Love,
Character is greater than Beauty;
Humanity is greater than Wealth,
But nothing is greater than Friendship.

How much will love cause you to cry!
It will make you forget the whole world.
It will increase your anxiety;
You won’t know one moment of peace.
What people become in love and from what!
Sometimes you come together only to be separated.
Why does this happen in love?

For the world, i’s just another day,
But for me today is the best day of the year!
.
.
.
.
Happy Birthday my love.

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.

In the Flower, My Rose is U.
In the Diamond, My Kohinoor is U.
In the Sky, My Moon is U.
I’m only Body, My Heart is U.
That’s Y i always Miss You !!

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

I am sorry to be smiling every time you are near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you are here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I cant help it.

Frindship opens many doors each with a different
view but none could be more beautiful view
than the door that leads to u

L-language of heart
O-origin of beauty
V-very interesting
E-eye connection

Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and make things happy.

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Lonesome without u,
Each n every moments.
When i am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
miss you a lot.

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.

Make a heart which never breaks,
make a smile which never hurts,
make a touch which never pains,
make a friendship which never ends

I love u when u r sad.
I love u when u r happy.
I love u when u r teasing.
I love u when u r laughing.
I love u when u r angry.
I love u when u love me

You can spend
hundreds on birthdays,
thousands on festivals,
lakhs on weddings,
but to celebrate
all you have to spend is your TIME….

Have u done 2 of the most
important things when u woke up today????
1) pray , so that u may live long
2) take a bath so that other can live long…….

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

One day my brain asked me “Y R U SENDING MSGs
to that person who is not messaging u?
but my little “HEART” said to brain
“U” NEED msgs but i need “FRIENDSHIP”

I was on a ship thinking of you.
when i looked down i dropped a tear in the ocean.
then i promised myself that until someone finds it.
i wont forget you.