Girlfriend:Its tight
Boyfriend:Don worry i ll put it slowly,
Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I cant,
Girlfriend:Its painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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We ll buy new WEDDING RING!
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